What Else I Got for My Birthday

It's called an iHome, and it's a clock radio that docks and recharges my BilliPod. I can pick a new song every morning to rouse me from my slumber (July 5 - "Mean Mr. Mustard" by the Beatles; July 6 - "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by Guns 'n Roses ).

It's nice getting old. People feel bad for you and buy you nice gifts to take your mind off the fact that you're almost 40.

Sigh.