This is a post I wrote in 2008. Better late than never.
Audioslave has a new album, just out on September 5.
Earlier this Summer, an advance track from the disc, hit the blogosphere, and the reaction was lukewarm.
The track, "Original Fire" didn't impress me much when I first heard it, and the general consensus from those out there with music blogs was that the song was kinda weak, especially for Audioslave, which has a pretty loyal following.
For those of you unfamiliar with Audioslave, just know that they are a "supergroup" in the sense that they are fronted by Chris Cornell,
one of the most amazing singers in rock today, and the former voice of Soundgarden (and Temple of the Dog), accompanied by Tom Morello,
the guitarist whose signature sound made Rage Against the Machine sound like, well, Rage Against the Machine.
Earlier last week, I was reading a favorite music blog which has been mentioned before here, I Am Fuel, You Are Friends. The woman behind the blog, Heather, spoke highly of the new record and posted, alas, un expired link to one of the newer tracks. However, based on her recommendation, I went over to iTunes and downloaded the album Revelations.
It's definitely worth the purchase, and I recommend it highly. It rocks.
If you want to hear "Original Fire," jump on over to their MySpace page here. That song is streaming and you can also hear "Be Yourself" from their Out of Exile album.
Some other links to check out:
"Seasons" by Chris Cornell, from the Singles soundtrack, via Binky the Doormat.
"Gasoline" by Audioslave, from their eponymous debut, via Lil Mike's Last Known Thoughts & Random Revelations.
"I Am the Highway" by Audioslave, from the same album, via Veritas Lux Mea. They also have "Be Yourself" here.
Buy the new Audioslave here.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
This is a post I wrote in 2008. Better late than never.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
I started compiling a post back in 2005 of posters from the Dodge Poetry Festival. Just rediscovered it, unfinished, so I have added 2006, 2008, 2012, 2014 and 2016...
The 2012, 2014 and 2016 posters seem to be scarce, this is all I could find:
So 2012 is MIA. I haven't gone in years. Maybe they will turn up in the future.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Thanks to my friend Jon for sending me the following:
> The American Medical Association
> has weighed in on Trump's proposed health care package
> to replace Obama-care: The Allergists were in favor of
> scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make
> any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort
> of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the
> Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt
> certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while
> the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
> shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over
> my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
> grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the
> whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see
> right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their
> hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
> indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that
> this proposal would "put a whole new face on the
> matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a
> step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the
> whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the
> whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists
> didn't have the heart to say no. In the end,
> the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
> the assholes in Washington!
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Saturday, March 11, 2017
Discovered this in my February 2008 drafts.....
This post started as a result of an initial post that labeled
William Goldman’s The Princess Bride on of my “Top 20” favorite books.
Fast forward to the Fall of 2007: The Princess Bride, the film, was
released on DVD in a 20th anniversary edition. I was contacted by FOX
because of my prior post and asked if I would help publicize the release of
the DVD. Many readers may recall the banners ran on BillyBlog for a month
or two. One of the things I was offered in return for plugging the DVD was
a complimentary copy for myself. Seemed fair.
Only it never came. At some point I realized this and contacted the woman
at FOX who initially approached me about the banners and plugs. She
apologized for the mix-up and promptly sent me my copy. By then it was
December and life was nuts. I thought it would be great to sit down with
the kids and watch it, blogging about their reactions. Trying to get all
cylinders firing at the same time with a family of four in a two
working-parent household is a challenge. Especially since the invention of
the DVR. Especially since watching a re-run of iCarly is more appealing to
an 11-year old than watching some movie your parents want you to watch.
But this past Saturday night, the stars aligned and we all watched The
Princess Bride together. My 9-year old tomboy was reluctant, as she is
loathe to do anything involving a princess. Bless her soul. But we
convinced her and we all were soon transported back to the Kingdom of
Gilder and relishing Rob Reiner’s fourth film as director.
A side note about Rob Reiner: if you look at his directorial debut (This is
Spinal Tap) and his ensuing films (The Sure Thing, Stand By Me, The
Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Misery, A Few Good Men), it wasn’t
until 1995’s North, that he hit a brick wall. Not a bad run.
Thursday, March 09, 2017
From my unpublished 2007 drafts:
So how do you fill a 60 GB iPod? It helps to have a lot of live bootlegs. I thought it would be interesting/fun to see how the artists rank, in terms of the number of tracks on the BilliPod. There are not a lot of surprises, but here are the top 10:
1. Pearl Jam 939 (982 if you include Eddie Vedder solo efforts)
2 . The Beatles 293 (379 if you include John, Paul and George, solo)
3. Bob Dylan 169
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers 156
5. U2 150
6. The Rolling Stones 139 (157 if you include Keith and Mick's solo efforts)
7. The White Stripes 114
8. The Doors 113
9. Nirvana 112
10. Fishbne 105
11-20. Iron Maiden (101), Warren Zevon (94), Led Zeppelin (91), Metallica (90), Foo Fighters (89), Beastie Boys (86), Thelonious Monk (86), Guns 'N Roses (85), The Who (84), Judas Priest (83)
Honorable Mentions: Jimi Hendrix (82), Neil Young (81), and The Donnas (81).
Artists with 50-75 tracks: R.E.M., INXS, Green Day, Radiohead, Peter Case, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, The Ramones, The Mountain Goats, Lucinda Williams, AC/DC, Van Halen, The Clash, Ellliott Smith, Sonic Youth, Outkast, Elvis Costello, Jane's Addiction and Miles Davis.
And in the 40-50 range: John Lennon, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, The Strokes, Queen, "Weird" Al Yankovic, The Killers, Audioslave, and Black Sabbath.
A relatively pointless exercise, but still interesting, I guess.
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Wednesday, March 08, 2017
Tuesday, March 07, 2017
From my unpublished archives, January 31, 2007:
This is the actual text from an actual e-mail:
Hello [Name Withheld to Protect the Innocent]:
I noticed both you and your company has totally ignored me and the gratuity for the catering we did on [Month] [Day], [Year].
I am applauded for a company that is a Collecting Agency, they do not pay their bill.
Well this is something that I have brought to the attention of the Turko File [an investigative reporter], so don't be applaud if he shows up at your company door with his TV Camera. I am sending a copy of this email to him letting him know that I have tried to contact you and the company one more time before he comes out there.
I hate to do something like this but I don't like to be messed over or lied to and that is what happen with you and the company you work for.
I have never done business with any one like you folks before.
Have a great day:
[Name Withheld to Protect the Blogger]
Posted by Tattoosday at 7:05 AM
Monday, March 06, 2017
from Love in the Ruins by Jim Moore
I remember my mother toward the end,
folding the tablecloth after dinner
as if it were the flag
of a country that no longer existed,
but once had ruled the world.
Visit the MTA Poetry in Motion page here.
Bios of the poet and the artist whose work in the subway that serves as the backdrop for the poem above, which was one of four released in 2014, appears on the site here. You can also click on the Poetry in Motion tag at the bottom of the post to see prior BillyBlog posts about the series.
Saturday, March 04, 2017
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Friday, March 03, 2017
Thursday, March 02, 2017
[I discovered this in my drafts from 7 or 8 years ago. Might as well post it, as is.]
It's another installment in the meme-tag saga. I'm too lazy to explain a meme, so if you don't know, go here.
Dear Old Dad tagged me here with the "Six Unremarkable Quirks" meme. These are the rules:
- Link the person who tagged you. (See above)
- Mention the rules in your blog.
- Tell about six unspectacular quirks of yours. (See below)
- Tag six bloggers by linking them.
- Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger's blogs letting them know they've been tagged.
1) I am right-handed, but I play guitar left-handed. Well, I don't really play guitar. But when I do pick one up and try to play, I hold the guitar upside down, like a lefty. Just like Paul McCartney and Jimi Hendrix. Not sure why, but I do.
2) I've never read Moby Dick. Remarkable for a bibliophile and English major. I could probably come up with a dozen more books that I should have read, but haven't, but that's not as remarkable.
3) I walk on my toes. No news here for people who know me. I have a very pronounced walk, one that propels me in a bit of bouncy motion. I have always walked on my toes, a fact that led to a lot of verbal abuse in grade school...Hey, it's Tippy-Toe Joe! and a lot worse.
4) I never visited the Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor. Quirky? Perhaps not, but I am stretching to find unremarkable things (because I'm so remarkable). What astonishes me about this is that I lived 15 years in Honolulu, during the formative going-on-school-trips-to-important-places phase of my life (Age 3-18). I did visit a friend's house on the base in Pearl Harbor, but I never visited the U.S.S. Arizona.
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Sunday, February 26, 2017
Everyone has a relative that sends them funny stuff via email, right?
It seemed like a waste to just look at these and then shelve them away in my gmail archive, so I thought I'd post them here and let the rest of the world see them, too.
This one features photos of Scottish pubs, although it may be pubs outside of Scotland. It's just a bunch of funny pictures.
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Found this in my drafts folder from July 11, 2008. I still love this video.
This is "Doesn't Remind Me," one of my favorite Audioslave songs, and the video makes me like it even more.
Friday, February 24, 2017
I found this in my draft posts from 2009. I have no idea why I had assembled this, but it seems wasteful sitting in my drafts. It probably had something to do with the illegal tattoos.
Clare County deputies handle vomit calls, mysterious door-knockers, and
illegal tattoos in the course of a day
by Dean Bohn | The Saginaw News
Tuesday January 06, 2009, 6:31 AM
CLARE -- Clare County sheriff's deputies say they try to help everyone over
the holidays, but sometimes there's not a whole lot they can do. For
• A man returned to his home along East Cranberry Lake at 4 p.m. New Year's
Eve to find someone had broken into his home and "vomited all over."
The man said the front door was wide open and all the stove burners were
on. After checking the house, he could not find anything missing.
• A woman called deputies at noon New Year's Eve to report a man in a white
flatbed truck drove by and splashed her with snow while she stood in front
of her home along Beaver, between Ludington and Maple.
Deputies took the description of the vehicle.
• At 1 a.m. New Year's, a woman living at a home on North Clare said a man
wearing a red hat and beard was knocking on her doors behind her house.
Deputies said no one was there when they arrived.
• A woman dragged her teenage son into the Clare County Sheriff's
Department at 10:30 a.m. Friday to file a complaint that someone gave her
son a tattoo without her permission. Deputies were looking into it.
• At 5:30 p.m. Jan. 1, a man along North Temple told deputies he was going
to cut the bolt to the well house on the property he was renting because he
could not reach the landlord and has not had water for 16 days. Deputies
noted it in case more came of it later.
• A woman at 8 p.m. Jan. 1 called deputies to report a man "spinning
donuts" in the parking lot of an apartment complex in Farwell. She said it
"isn't right," because a few days before her dog bit one of his tires, and
he insisted she buy him four new tires, which she did. Deputies said they
would look into it.
• A woman called deputies at 5 p.m. New Year's Eve, stating some juveniles
in a Dodge Ram who were under the influence of "liquor or drugs" put the
pickup in the ditch. She said they were able to get it out, but then got
stuck again -- and were doing it repeatedly. Deputies made an arrest for
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