Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Puka Shell Tour Guide

In honor of Glen Campbell passing today. Rap Reiplinger, Hawai'i's Weird Al:

Sunday, August 06, 2017

The Return of 52-Card Pick-Up

I'm reviving my old game, picking up where I left off in July 2010. What's a 7-year gap, anyways?

For those of you who don't remember, if I find a playing card, I'll capture it and add it to my virtual deck, one card at a time.

This was on my street, on August 6, 2017, near the intersection of 5th Avenue and 80th Street:

The following cards have been found previously:

The King of Clubs (July 25, 2010)

The Ace of Hearts (March 27, 2010)

The Five of Clubs (February 20, 2010)

The Two of Spades (August 17, 2009)

The Ten of Diamonds (July 2, 2009 - found June 1, 2009)

The Five of Spades (June 18, 2009)

The Eight of Spades (January 6, 2009)

The Eight of Diamonds (December 5, 2008)

The Two of Hearts and the Queen of Spades (November 1, 2008)

The King of Spades (October 26, 2008)

The Ace of Spades (September 22, 2008)

The Jack of Diamonds (September 18, 2008)

The Six of Hearts, Queen of Hearts, and Eight of Clubs (August 10, 2008)

The Six of Clubs (July 21, 2008)

The Seven of Hearts and The King of Diamonds (April 24, 2008)

The Three of Clubs (March 29, 2008)

The King of Hearts
and the Three of Spades
(February 28 and March 25, 2008)

The Ace of Diamonds (July 7, 2008)

The Jack of Hearts and Five of Hearts (July 19, 2008)

View the whole set here.

And here's the scorecard with the latest addition:

Found Hearts: 2,5,6,7,Jack, Queen, King, Ace
Needed Hearts: 3,4,8,9,10

Found Diamonds: 8,10, Jack, King, Ace
Needed Diamonds: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, Queen

Found Clubs: 3,5,6,8, Jack, King
Needed Clubs: 2,4,7,9,10,Queen, Ace

Found Spades: 2,3,5,8,Queen, King, Ace
Needed Spades: 4,6,7,9,10, Jack

Thursday, August 03, 2017

Funny Shit My Aunt Sends Me: Lie Detector Robot for Sale

Robot for sale.

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.  Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly
is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

Cool Shit My Aunt Sends Me: Shangri-La TV Ad

Just watch:

And then the making of the ad:

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Ear Worm of the Day: Warren Zevon

This song has been running through my brain all morning. Not sure why. I insist on sharing it with you since there are not a ton of Warren Zevon fans out there, and this is not considered one of his "hits." Enjoy!