In case the thought of another post filled with the skeletal remains of umbrellas unsettled you....

Don't worry.

I realized why there are few dedicated sites for umbrellophiles.

On Sunday I snapped several photographs of umbrella corpses littered around
my neighborhood. At some point, I realized I was boring myself, and I was
an active participant.

To unleash such banal images on an unsuspecting readership (or even a
suspecting one, for that matter), would be cruel, unusual, and might
actually demotivate people from visiting BillyBlog.