Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Brush with Greatness

Just passed Tyra Banks on the street, walking with her security detail. I thought about approaching her to ask if she wanted to feel my breasts, but I was distracted by the fact that her legs were longer than my entire being.

2 comments:

Jill said...

At the risk of sounding cynical...I'm betting her head was bigger than your entire being as well. She is the most ego-centric television "personality" out there.

Oxypoet said...

In case people are unaware of Ms. Banks' propensity for mammary exploration:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/23/kat-mcphee-feel-em-tyra-theyre-real/

or

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i17978