From my unpublished archives, January 31, 2007:
This is the actual text from an actual e-mail:
Hello [Name Withheld to Protect the Innocent]:
I noticed both you and your company has totally ignored me and the gratuity for the catering we did on [Month] [Day], [Year].
I am applauded for a company that is a Collecting Agency, they do not pay their bill.
Well this is something that I have brought to the attention of the Turko File [an investigative reporter], so don't be applaud if he shows up at your company door with his TV Camera. I am sending a copy of this email to him letting him know that I have tried to contact you and the company one more time before he comes out there.
I hate to do something like this but I don't like to be messed over or lied to and that is what happen with you and the company you work for.
I have never done business with any one like you folks before.
Have a great day:
[Name Withheld to Protect the Blogger]