Monday, March 13, 2017

Healthcare 2017

Thanks to my friend Jon for sending me the following:

> The American Medical Association
> has weighed in on Trump's proposed health care package
> to replace Obama-care: The Allergists were in favor of
> scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make
> any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort
> of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the
> Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt
> certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while
> the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
> shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over
> my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
> grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the
> whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see
> right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their
> hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
> indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that
> this proposal would "put a whole new face on the
> matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a
> step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the
> whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the
> whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists
> didn't have the heart to say no. In the end,
> the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
> the assholes in Washington!

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