Tuesday Links

First, a shout-out to the readers:

Benjie dropped me a link to the 101 Greatest George Carlin quotes. Courtesy of Blogzarro.

Also, the Ancient One, Blessed Be He, has a post about Culver City urinals. You may recall (or maybe you won't) my post on designer urinals here. Like father, like son.

Rocklahoma! Where the metal comes sweepin' down the plain

And the wavin' fists can sure give pain

When the guitars' wails make Headbangers insane!

Rocklahoma! Awesome! It's an 80's child's dream:

White Lion, Y&T, Slaughter, Quiet Riot, Poison, and Ratt. That's just Friday!

On Saturday, you've got Bang Tango, Faster Pussycat, FireHouse, Warrant, Skid Row, Vince Neil, Winger and Dokken!

And the festival closes on Sunday with Britny Fox, L.A. Guns, Great White, Jackyl, W*A*S*P* and Twisted Sister.

For more info, go see it for real here.

You're In For a Treat

Today's New York Times "Home and Garden" section has an article entitled "For the High-End Bathroom, Something Unexpected". Registration may be required, but the article is here.

The following photos accompanied the article:






Those babies are all designed by Clark Sorenson. They are all fully functional sculpture urinals. Those and the ones below range in price from $6500 to $9500. If I was designing my dream bathroom, I'd most likely opt for the Hibiscus one below.
















These of course are all viable options, once Melanie and I win the lottery. Then again, if I were a bachelor, I might opt for this classic:



And, since I can't leave a good thing alone, and I'd hate to piss away a great theme, here's some more pictures for urine-tertainment:












Now before people start sending me e-mails, or leaving me comments, try and hold it in, there were many more photos I could have posted, but I do have a slight shred of human decency. I also ran out of puns. I guess urea-lly lucked out!