Saturday, August 05, 2017

Cool Shit My Aunt Sends Me: Fwd: Deeply Philosophical Random thoughts

 - If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. 
- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?  
- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?  
- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?  
- Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 
- Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?  
- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. 
- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty  
- The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". 
- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 
- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.  
- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.  
- The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.  
- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. 
- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. 
- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.-
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day."
(It does fall on a Tuesday)

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