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Lonely Man Jumps Into Polar Bear's Cage in Berlin

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: December 22, 2008
Filed at 3:22 p.m. ET

BERLIN (AP) -- A man jumped into the Berlin zoo enclosure of famed
polar bear Knut on Monday, but officials were able to keep the animal
away from the intruder by distracting him with a leg of beef, police
said.