According to the various online greeting cards shysters, today is cause for celebration for other reasons.
Apparently, it's also
Admission Day in IdahoAir Conditioning Day
Chocolate Wafer Day
Compliment Your Mirror Day
and perhaps most appropriately,
Eat Beans Day.
So if you don't want to celebrate my birthday today, just turn on your air conditioner, have some chocolate wafers, bake some beans and smother them over an Idaho potato, then tell your mirror it looks fabulous.
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